Birdie Godmother

Random Lady at Wedding Reception: "Oh, your baby is sooo cute!!"

Birdie: "Thanks, but he's not mine. He's my best friend's baby, but he is so cute."

Random Lady: "Yes, he is a beautiful baby."

Birdie: "Well, thanks. I am his godmother."

(1 Week Later)

Birdie: "I have a confession about Myers."

Kacey: "What did you do Birdie?"

Birdie: "I told someone that I was Myers's godmother."

Kacey: "Birdie, are you hinting that you would like to be Myers's godmother."

Birdie: "I would love to be his godmother!!"

We are not Catholic, but my child has a new self-proclaimed fairy godmother.